Hot Blonde Jokes

Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said 4 to 6 years.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.

A blonde looked at her drivers license and got depressed when she saw that she got an “F” in sex.

How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She’s the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why don’t blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can’t get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in the handicapped zone.

What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.

A blonde was walking by an office building late one night and noticed a sign that read: Press bell for night watchman.” So, she did.

Soon she heard the watchman stomping down the stairs. The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally, he made his way through the revolving door.

“Well,” he growled at the blonde, “what do you want?” “I just wanted to know why you can’t ring it yourself?” the blonde replied.

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”

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