Hot Blonde Jokes

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving.”

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving.” The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he do.

A blonde had just returned to the United States from a month-long European vacation. She’d been to England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, and Switzerland.

When she had landed, her boyfriend met her at the airport, hugged her, and asked how she enjoyed her trip. “It was awful,” she grumbled. “The whole place was filled with foreigners.”