Hot Blonde Jokes

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!”

The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. “C’mon! Jump! You gotta jump!” say the firemen to the redhead. “Oh no! You’re gonna pull the blanket away!” says the redhead. “No! It’s brunettes we can’t stand! We’re OK with redheads!” “Ok,” says the redhead and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

We all know that blondes see the world in a completely different way. For a great example, here is what a blonde would think when coming across the following medical terms: