Hot Blonde Jokes

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!”

The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. “C’mon! Jump! You gotta jump!” say the firemen to the redhead. “Oh no! You’re gonna pull the blanket away!” says the redhead. “No! It’s brunettes we can’t stand! We’re OK with redheads!” “Ok,” says the redhead and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

A brunette, a redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, “Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!”