Hot Blonde Jokes

I solemnly swear to protect the flag of the United States of America, even if I have to lay my body over it to keep it from harm….

Hey barflies! You remember the old saying? A 2 at 10, is a 10 at 2? Well, this is what they were talking about.

This hot blonde has a delivery for you, but do you have enough lead in your pencil to sign for her package?

Every dog, errrrr, I mean, cat has it’s day…

How much do you pay your auto mechanic to work on your car? This is one mechanic I would not have a problem paying $75/hour for…

If this blondes’ boobs were brains, I think they would call her Mrs. Einstein…