Hot Blonde Jokes

A man was helping his blonde girlfriend clean out the trunk of her car. In the trunk, he found a bag labelled ‘Emergency Repair Kit’. When he looked a little closer, he noticed that there was a stick of dynamite inside the bag. Finding that a little strange, he asked the blonde what it was for. “It’s part of my emergency repair kit,” she replied. “I can see that, but why?” the man asked. “In case I get a flat and need to blow up one of my tires of course” the blonde explained.

A blonde female police officer pulls over a hot blonde woman in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blonde for her driver’s license. The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain until finally she asks, “What does it look like?”

The blonde police officer tells her, “It’s that thing with your picture on it.” The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees herself.

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.

“I’ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your drivers license?”

“What’s a license???” replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

“It’s usually in your wallet,” replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. “Now may I see your registration?” asked the cop.

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says “Excuse m’am, could I please see your driving license and registration.”

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

A blonde is walking down the street after a long day of shopping. She sees a brunette in the street jumping and yelling, “26…26…26…!” The blonde thinks this looks like a lot of fun, so she askes if she can join her, and the brunette says yes. The blonde puts down her bags and starts to jump and yell, “26…26…26…!” The blonde is having so much fun that she doesn’t notice that the brunette has worked her way up to the sidewalk. Suddenly the blonde gets hit by a truck. The brunette goes back in the street and starts jumping and yelling, “27…27…27…!”

Question: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Answer: Because they can spell it!

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she accidentally ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement and told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”