Hot Blonde Jokes

Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said 4 to 6 years.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.

A blonde looked at her drivers license and got depressed when she saw that she got an “F” in sex.

How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She’s the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why don’t blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can’t get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in the handicapped zone.

What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.