Hot Blonde Jokes

A young man comes home from the office and finds his blonde bride sobbing uncontrollably. ”What’s wrong?” he asks.

 ”I feel awful,” she cried. “While I was pressing your suit, I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

“Don’t worry about it,” consoled the husband. “Remember that I have an extra pair of pants for that suit.”

“Yes, and it’s a darn good thing you do, too,” she replied, drying her eyes. “I used them to patch the hole.”

Smitty lived next door to a beautiful blonde named Julie.

One evening, as he was driving home from work, he noticed his neighbor’s house was on fire. When he got closer, he saw Julie standing in the yard, watching the blaze. Stopping his car and getting out, he rushed over to her. “Julie, your house is on fire!” he exclaimed.

 ”Yes, I know,” a calm Julie replied. “Well, aren’t you going to do anything?” Eddie inquired. “Nah, let it burn,” Julie said. “I have enough lumber in the attic to build a new one.”

One day a blonde decides that she is so sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.