Hot Blonde Jokes

Hey barflies! You remember the old saying? A 2 at 10, is a 10 at 2? Well, this is what they were talking about.

Returning home from work one day, a blonde was shocked to find her house has been ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher had broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!”

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. The blonde is so angry that she opens her purse, takes out the gun,  puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.” The blonde replies, “Shut up, you’re next!”

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss.

 Every day, they noticed the boss left work early, so one day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they’d leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know?

One day, a blonde and a brunette are walking in the park when the brunette notices a dead duck. She turns to the blonde and says, “Oh, look at the poor dead duck.” The blonde looks up to the sky and asks, “Where?!”