Randon Blonde One Liners
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Why don’t blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can’t get eight cups of water into that little packet.
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in the handicapped zone.
What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.
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